Intimacy: Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for...

By ummPORQUE - 07/05/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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Let him cook

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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Name thievery

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 17:01

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Great benefits, though

By Sam - 03/01/2019 20:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my friend with benefits that I was starting to like forgot my name in front of his friends when they asked who I was. We've known each other for at least a year. I think this means I'm just a benefit. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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Who am I?

By lonergirl - 18/02/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.

jackie27 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

hahaha, no formal introduction?

Comments

TheatreJunky 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:50

#153.... I hope you're joking, because if you're not, you're a sick person.

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:26

What's pwnd?

12bee195 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:55

Wow what a dick seriously didnt even no your name...

blackdaisy85 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 11:13

wow...nice

Taubin 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 18:37

At least he didn't call you by someone elses name...

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:17

#157: look it up on urbandictionary.com

Blinzer 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:44

LOL sounds like something that i would do

Pearson_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 6:35

sorry babe.

omgitschristina8 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 4:25

You defiantly deserve this...

alexgisforme3 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 6:34

i think its sweet when they call you baby loool but seriously i feel bad for you gurl. find someone better :).

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Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML

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Today, I was told how irresponsible, dangerous and shameful it is to date as a single mom. Apparently, my one and only focus should be my children. I’ve had one boyfriend in the past two years. Meanwhile, my ex-husband has a new flavor of the month around our kids whenever he sees fit. FML

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Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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