Intimacy: Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for...

By ummPORQUE - 07/05/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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Let him cook

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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Name thievery

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 17:01

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Great benefits, though

By Sam - 03/01/2019 20:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my friend with benefits that I was starting to like forgot my name in front of his friends when they asked who I was. We've known each other for at least a year. I think this means I'm just a benefit. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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Who am I?

By lonergirl - 18/02/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.

jackie27 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

hahaha, no formal introduction?

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jchansfan 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:38

Calling her a **** is harsh, but they're not saying it beacuse she has sex, they're saying it because her standards are apparently really low. I don't know if she "is one or not", I don't know her and neither does anyone else here. With all due respect, jchansfan

desibarbie 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:31

dont worry happened to me once...

wordgirl 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:48

Okay, I'm just going to say it: OP, you should NOT sleep with people who you can't be completely sure they don't know both your first and last name and a whole lot more about you and VICE VERSA. come on! This is not the 1970s, girl! Wake up and realize that you can get screwed in more ways than the obvious one when you behave the way you did with this guy. And remember, your heart deserves better treatment as much as your body does.

CurdledMilk 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:51

This is probably because he's screwing so many other girls that the word "baby" is easier to remember than all of your names.

hells_bells89 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 11:58

So I'm thinking all the people throwing the word '****' around really need to just get laid.

wordgirl 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:59

hells_bells89, she really is a **** if she slept with a guy and was surprised to later (MUCH LATER) find out that he didn't know her name. You basically have to be f-buddies or even less than that to have that happen. I personally DO need to get laid, but I can tell you something: the guy who lays me is going to know who the hell I am before I let him deposit forensic evidence on me (in the form of skin cells, hair, etc.) in places that are normally covered by clothing. And I'm damn sure gonna know who he is and much more about him. If you just wanted an O, then why not use your clean, safe sex toy? If you want more, then create the environment for that by getting to know the person.

fmah_life 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:31

Well that's bad luck Mulva, but don't expect anything sweet unless you're in a relationship.

shaunthegamer 0

Monday 11 May 2009 7:52

eh i agree using baby for all girls is much less risky than trying to remember which girl you are currently with and the consistent use of this strategy tends to make me forget real names...