Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 9 021

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 338

You deserved it 4 123

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 724

You deserved it 4 796

By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 889

You deserved it 4 300

By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 085

You deserved it 69 953

By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 778

You deserved it 2 671

By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 704

You deserved it 502

By gamerlaura - 17/07/2016 22:38

Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML

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You deserved it 7 520

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 1 224

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 562

You deserved it 2 880

Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

I agree, your life sucks 237

You deserved it 935

Welshite 39

Monday 5 August 2013 16:31

Who knows, she may actually give you some good advice and help you through your issues. Just because she's your mother doesn't mean she can't help you.

jayceejaco 15

Monday 5 August 2013 16:31

Talk about awkward..

Comments

beclaurela 18

Monday 5 August 2013 22:29

Unless you're dumb enough to send them directly to your mother....that shouldn't happen. YDI You live on your own and share and email with your mom? For those of you who don't know, any Apple device using the same email for iMessage and the Apple ID and such will all receive and "send" the same messages. So it will show any and all conversations.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 5 August 2013 23:28

"Care for some sausage, dear?"

kasmol 16

Tuesday 6 August 2013 0:46

I'm so glad you didn't serve crab cakes tonight dear. After that fiasco you had in the backroom of CiCi's pizza, its best to just forget about crabs.

carolhannah 7

Tuesday 6 August 2013 1:38

I figured that iMessage sharing thing out the same way...

Ins0mau 20

Tuesday 6 August 2013 2:40

IMessaged don't "share". They are shown on multiple devices. But that's only a problem if you're STUPID enough to share Apple IDs with other people rather than just using them on your own devices.