By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
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goingsolo211 8

And now you're gonna tell me Santa isnt real too?

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rg350dx 29

You might want to consider dental hygiene if you're old enough to live alone and are still losing teeth.

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goingsolo211 8

And now you're gonna tell me Santa isnt real too?

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Ziggyboo 10

What? Santa isn't real? My life is a lie.

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evan_7899 28

Pfffft, santa is a huge fake, the easter bunny, now that's real and ever so evasive

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Bitch please he's real!! Santa's the only reason I can make cookies in December... and I'm Jewish! xD

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hcollins1 18

But Santa is real! Who else brings presents in the middle of the night every year?

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wantmeasandwich 26

Of course it's based on a true character. Whatever gave you that idea, OP?

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SilverInGray 25

While shrek was based on a wrestler, the story certainly wasn't based on anything.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

It has to be a true story. I've seen 4 ogres in my life so far. People call them the Baldwin brothers.. Haha.

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Corgidan 12

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

while your add it,, tell her Santa Claus isn't real too

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KingReppin956 15

My parents nor any other parents have told there kids Shrek was real, or put them in the same category as santa or the tooth fair.

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Welshite 39

I was looking forward to marrying Farquaad. :( My dreams are crushed.

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Zimmington 21

But... but Farqaad died in the first movie

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Welshite 39

#26: Shush, you destroyer of hopes. Farquaad lives, and once we are married I will kill him and become ruler of Far-Far Away. *cackles evilly*

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flockz 19

i think your expectations will come up short when you meet him in person.

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cmoney1992 9

The younger generation leaves me completely hopeless...

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Zimmington 21

Yes! Please tell me more about how the next generation is doomed because of a few idiots.

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slappygecko 21

With the name C-money no less.

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phorn84 13

31 It seems like there are many more idiots because they are the very vocal minority. I firmly believe that the film Idiocracy is a documentary that was sent from the future and reshot with actors. It feels like that is exactly how we're going to end up in a few decades.

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Wizzlbang 10

I think you're ogrereacting a bit, #10

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blakesinthelake 11

Well whatever age she is, she has the brain of a 7 year old

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HeartOfLead 24

Slap the teeth out of her mouth and tell her the tooth fairy will pay her for them.

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lightanddark 17

Couldn't she tell that it was actually based on Big Foot? *sarcastic*

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