Yea funny til u get a bump on your lip...NO MORE SMOOTHIES!

That's an extremely huge offense. You can get him fired and a lot of the co-workers in to trouble for not reporting it. Huge Health Hazard.

No wonder nice guys finish last.

you poor thing ! what a freak ! :0

Find any pubes in it?

Legally, at the VERY least this is assault, worse if he turns out to have any kind of communicable disease (and worse again if he knows he does). They could probably also add a sexual assault charge because it's his penis. Contamination with bodily fluids is actually taken pretty seriously because they can be really ******* dangerous. Incidentally when I worked at a cafe that specialised in muffins, I brought muffins to the nice Subway staff all the time. Because they made good sandwiches and slipped me extra cookies. Sometimes regular customers do that sort of thing and anyone who thinks she clearly thought he wanted to sleep with her and was using him for his smoothies and stringing him along is seriously bitter about something. Normal people do nice things for each other without keeping a scorecard and waiting for the day they get enough points to trade in for sex.

i am pretty sure that counts as sexual harassment. and your coworkers suck

It's funny till he gets his dick stuck in a cup.

What. The. ****. Well, I did want a milkshake but ya know what? I'm good. Thatnks for that...

His actions are criminal and it looks like their needs to be lawsuits all around. I say get a lawyer. That's beyond offensive.