Work: Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket....

By Florida - 24/11/2016 03:04 - United States - Winchester

Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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By Ross R - 27/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Richland

Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By sorry dawg - 29/08/2019 20:00

Today, my coworker had been distraught over not being able to keep his dog after his divorce, so trying to be sweet, I'd ordered a specially-made stuffy that looked like it. I put it on his desk with a note and cookies. He thought I was mocking him and threw the plate at me. FML

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By bingalingading - 30/03/2015 20:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 12:14 - Canada - Saint-laurent

Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

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By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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By rene - 22/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

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stevenJB 25

Thursday 24 November 2016 10:22

He probably found out and is apologizing low-key.

alainopotato 20

Thursday 24 November 2016 10:21

Was this gift basket perhaps because of said keying of car?

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alainopotato 20

Thursday 24 November 2016 10:21

Was this gift basket perhaps because of said keying of car?

Danne696 14

Friday 25 November 2016 11:06

Otherwise it seems very odd to give someone a gift basket. Or perhaps I am/have shitty co-workers.

stevenJB 25

Thursday 24 November 2016 10:22

He probably found out and is apologizing low-key.

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 24 November 2016 11:35

Speaking of "low-key," that pun was smooth. Very well done.

The_Bleeder 13

Thursday 24 November 2016 17:41

I didn't even notice it until #7's comment. Well played. Keep it up

stevenJB 25

Friday 25 November 2016 2:01

honestly I didn't even realize I made a pun Hahah thanks for pointing that out

xbaconator9000x 16

Friday 25 November 2016 2:20

You shut your filthy mouth!!! ???

_Adog2645 24

Monday 28 November 2016 13:05

17- What?

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 24 November 2016 10:27

That just might be the key to ending your friendship.

Rykers 18

Thursday 24 November 2016 10:58

I think you've just found out what the gift basket is for.

Konarika 11

Thursday 24 November 2016 11:24

I believe there's a connection.. He just wanted to get you into a good mood

whatshuman43 8

Thursday 24 November 2016 11:25

So probably a thanksgiving gift, but now you can be thankful you have something to binge on when you find out the cost of a new paint job

fsomelife 26

Thursday 24 November 2016 14:33

"Today, being the nice guy I am, I gave my coworker a gift basket and cookies after my kid keyed his car last night. He still mentioned it. FML" Really hoping to see this published so everyone tells your nice coworker what a sneaky asshole he is.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 November 2016 15:06

If the gift basket contained Bondo, sandpaper and touch-up paint, you guys are Even Steven.

Llyev 10

Thursday 24 November 2016 15:39

Aww that's awful, hopefully gift basket was a legitimate gift and not bribe. Still I hope they won't take offense to your honesty about their kid keying your car.