By littledipper - 25/09/2013 03:51 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 030
You deserved it 4 651

Same thing different taste

Comments

smurfdoll 8

You shouldn't accept drinks or anything from strangers, it was too good to be true.

That's disgusting! he should be arrested.

Why would you accept something from someone you don't know? Let alone something you eat. You are lucky he didn't try to poison you or something. Hopefully he doesn't have any disease that he could give you!

midnight165 5

Op... I hope you don't consider your coworkers friends.. And as for that guy..yeah I don't know where to begin.. Sux

Wouldn't what he did, and your coworkers knowing about (and laughter about) it, violate sexual harassment rules/laws??? Definitely disgusting! Sorry you have to put up with children at your work place.

caligirllife 11

You kinda deserve it for letting him bring you smoothies every morning and accepting them. It's kinda taking advantage of the fact that he likes you. Though he probably actually hates you if he's putting his dick in them and letting you drink them

Why does everyone assume OP is taking advantage of someone? He could be the delivery guy, or they could work in a restaurant or someplace they're allowed to drink the smoothies they sell, etc. I had to laugh at OP's name and some of the comments on here, but the situation itself is not funny at all. I hope you take the maximum legal action on this OP and good on you for not murdering any of those assholes.

What a dick move. Never accept drinks from strangers. Didn't your mom ever tell you not to accept candy from a stranger. Rule still applies for more than just candy..

SpoiledDiva__XO 4

That's beyond gross and your coworkers are dicks to the max