By littledipper - 25/09/2013 03:51 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML
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GamerMom392 19

I knew there was a good reason I don't accept food or drinks from people I don't reeeeeeeally trust.

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pikachulove14 14

sometimes you seriously don't know how many dicks you've sucked.

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CraZZZyL0VE 9

The choice of "LittleDipper" had me dying of laughter

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JoelsLastNight 18

No one else is going to say it so i will, get tested for hiv or something similar like aids. If he has something sue him because those are grounds to sue.

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kirasant 19

This is illegal. I'm not sure if counts as sexual assault or something else but putting your bodily fluids in another person's food or on them is illegal. This guy could have given you something. Go to the police and report it. Then go to the doctors and get tested for anything they think you should be. Clearly this guy is a pervert and has crap judgment, so who knows what diseases he's picked up. After you've spoken to the police go to HR. If you work in a chain store, go straight to corporate. Do NOT trust that your direct manager didn't know about this, if your coworkers did. I'm sorry you ran into such horrible people. Take all steps to protect yourself from this kind of assault from here out. Seriously, there are things out there that can kill you and AIDS isn't the most dangerous thing on the list.

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Lesyriad 14

I wouldn't even go to HR just get a lawyer and sue them for sexual assault. By them I mean the guy who did it and every one who knew about it and thought it was funny because they are accessories.

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Angel_of_Night 10

This is true. He can be jailed for that, can't he? In fact, they can all be cuffed.

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JoshMohawk 11

Who said anything about there being bodily fluids involved? It sounds like she's saying he just dunked his penis in the smoothie. And OP, it may be hard proving it happened. Hope you have some evidence, because if not, you're just going to look like a paranoid idiot if you go public with this complaint.

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kirasant 19

A penis has fluids on it. That's why you need to change your underwear. There is always remains of urine and seminal fluids on it, especially on the head. Anything a penis touches leaves a smear of bodily fluids and is enough to pass disease.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Wtf? Yeah I hope he didn't piss in it or something. He's disgusting.

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QueenQuay77 10

how did you find out that he was doing that? did someone eventually tell you? and long was this going on for? that's so messed up in so many ways. people are crazy nowadays.

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RedPillSucks 31

Where the hell do you work that this would even remotely be seen as acceptable by co-workers? Are you the only woman at a construction site?

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