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By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

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You deserved it 2 526

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 746

You deserved it 3 421

MILF Manor

By daughter - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Vårgårda

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 249

You deserved it 2 381

By jack - 23/04/2012 02:43 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 003

You deserved it 2 312

By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 778

You deserved it 2 671

By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 165

You deserved it 4 039

Bad thought

By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 847

You deserved it 202

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 729

You deserved it 5 789

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 634

You deserved it 18 550

She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 453

You deserved it 237

By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 540

You deserved it 342

bigtaytay 13

Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:33

First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom

Futacy 29

Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:33

What? No hot sister?

Comments

sweetmama88 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:05

You should be greatful at least your mom is still hot, there are plenty of ugly moms out there and have no friends. Gee I wonder how there life goes on? Be greatful instead of complaining. If that was your only worry , then you don't have nothing to worry about. You should go to some park and play a sport , instead of hanging around the house. Problem solved !

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:22

She is. Good in bed too.

wubbazugg 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:36

Milfs are no joke.

wowthatissad 9

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:32

Sorry op :( that sucks

SluggerJ 7

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:37

Jimmy's mom has got it going on

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 31 July 2012 23:26

Loser's mom has got it going on.

YoshiMike13 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:13

first off, i dont think moms are hot ... oh wait. im gay. durr. second, i cant find dads to be hot because of the age difference. how are you attracted to someone who is 20+ years older then you? its just weird.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:16

You know, for someone who's gay, you're pretty close minded...

toxiksedation 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 4:07

That's just dumb. I find dads super hot, then again I'm a single mom dating a single dad and guess what? Just because he's a dad and I'm a mom doesn't mean we're 40+. We're both in our 20s, so by your logic of "moms and dads" not being hot ever......is just dumb. You're gay though, so I guess you wouldn't find single dads hot because they are either bisexual or don't swing your way? Aka....conflict of interest. Unless maybe he had an adopted/surrgate kid with an ex partner at an earlier age....then what? Not hot just because he has a kid? Just trying to understand the logic here....nope, not working.

whogivesafuck88 10

Wednesday 1 August 2012 11:18

I'm pretty sure he meant his friends dads. Chill out wow

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:35

Hot moms can't be ignored.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:37

your mom is taken...yet I bet they all want to sleep with her...bet your dad is a lucky duck to get a gem like her is always running their minds...now that you know change houses...