Love: Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship...

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 01:55 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2021 04:59

Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2019 12:00

Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML

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Sabotage

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my ex tries to ruin my dates, and constantly asks our friend about me and why I don’t talk to her. She broke up with me over text because of the distance between us, after ghosting me for two weeks. We both knew that it would be a long-distance relationship due to her going to uni. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 14:00

Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML

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Walking red flag

By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML

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Real housewives

By restraining orders are just paper - 20/03/2021 23:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 03:00

Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML

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Move on, dude

By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 10:00

Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML

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Sometimes loving is the hardest thing

By Anonymous - 30/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML

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astoryofroses 9

Monday 18 June 2012 9:05

restraining order?

lajaynay 15

Monday 18 June 2012 9:06

If the girls you're trying to date don't give you a chance to explain or prove that crazy psycho bitch wrong, they aren't worth your time.

Comments

menacingsprite 3

Monday 18 June 2012 14:21

I had that same problem. Except he'd track down whoever I was with and would tell them horrible untrue stories about me :-/. I finally found out when he fessed up after one of the guys I was dating told him off. I'm sorry and that sucks OP.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Monday 18 June 2012 14:23

My ex got crazy like that after we were finally done. My new bf put up with it until he stopped eventually. Don't worry, OP. Be up front about it and someone will be willing to stick it out.

fordman22 0

Monday 18 June 2012 14:52

Start pooping on her porch like Eric Cartman then maybe she'll get the hint ;)

dsl1123 8

Monday 18 June 2012 15:18

You got to get a restraining order on this girl. Bothering you for 5 years after breaking up is borderline psychotic.

lexi0105 4

Monday 18 June 2012 15:24

She's a psycho! Try to find a girl that is not in her circle of friends and explain your situation. Or better yet get a restraining order.

FireFlie07 20

Monday 18 June 2012 15:29

Move. Move far far away

tweetbaby14 18

Monday 18 June 2012 15:36

I hope this is you, Chris, if it is hahaha I told you so.

DaDezza244 31

Monday 18 June 2012 15:58

That is defamatory. I'm not sure about America, buts that illegal in australia. Hope you can gather enough evidence to sue her or just get a restraining order like people said