By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 00:55 - United States

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML
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aeshleyrose 6

I see years of therapy in your future.

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every1luvsboners 11

Tell him in that 15 minutes you were sodomized, forced to smoke crack, shoot up heroin, give a homeless guy a BJ, did 15 jumping jacks, got a pedicure and you're pregnant with the liquor store clerks baby.

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n_epic_fail 14

He wanted to toughen you up a bit! On the bright side you didn't get shot... Or but raped.

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HahaHokayThen 10

More cruel fathers doing things for a laugh! What does this mean?

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TPSerigne 9

What an asshole... He would have felt terrible if something would have happened to OP.

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humorizer 14

In the Omen, doesn't the child end up killing everyone? If so, you know what to do.

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aeshleyrose 6

I see years of therapy in your future.

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JustinComments 3

At least he didn't try scaring you with something like Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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AngryBeaver32 8

There's a line between funny and cruel and op's dad crossed it big time. Fyl indeed.

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kelissa_fml 16

I wouldve given him the silent treatment. For a week at least...

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JurassicHole 5

41- This isn't about the movie, but after seeing a "scary" movie and then being forced to walk in a dodgy part of town can focus your fears. Hell I'd be freaking out if I had to walk through downtown, regardless of watching a scary movie. You know the chances of actually getting raped or killed just scare me a lil bit, ya know? Anyways, OP I'm sorry you were put through that ordeal, hopefully you're better now.

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goodoldave 17

huh. good movie though.

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Rddvl 11

Sounds like you have a pretty humorous dad.

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Michael_92 20

See he actually dropped her off then went to the crack house to get some. Came back 15 min later went home. See the other side of the story you didn't know before. Ha

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borkchop1992 15

You gotta learn how to survive the ghetto, and then the next phase will be michael jackson's haunted mansion

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ryanross 11

I don't think you can go from the ghetto to a dead millionaire's mansion. Levels, man.

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ladyLALAA 28

Careful OP, your dad will be selling your bed for crack next..

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Cat_Daniels 6

Get revenge by poking holes in all ur dads condoms!

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fattylumptard 1

Who wears condoms?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Apperantly not your dad, #12. Proof? He had you.

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MrSassypants 32

18 not only does this number sound like your name, they may have used a condom by it may have failed. Maybe OP took 9's advice, traveled back in time and poked a hole in the condom which resulted in his own birth. Maybe OP took it too far but hey, what are you going to do about it? Back to the future style and change it a whole bunch of times?

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The_Tool1 13

HAH, #12 was an accident.

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fattylumptard 1

That will put some hair on your chest

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