Transportation: Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 00:55 - United States

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I was watching The Omen with my father. A little bit into the movie, my dad turned to me and said, "Wow, you really looked like that Damien kid when you were little." Apparently I strangely look like the Antichrist, and I'm a teenage girl. Thanks Dad. FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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Get in, kid

By -__- - 28/10/2011 11:50 - Australia

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

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Alexa, play "A Forest" by The Cure

By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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Movie night

By insomniac x2 - 15/08/2013 19:56 - Mexico - Garza Garc

Today, I was watching The Ring on TV in the early morning. When the scene where the girl is crawling out of the TV came on, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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You deserved it 21 062

aeshleyrose 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:04

I see years of therapy in your future.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:21

Tell him in that 15 minutes you were sodomized, forced to smoke crack, shoot up heroin, give a homeless guy a BJ, did 15 jumping jacks, got a pedicure and you're pregnant with the liquor store clerks baby.

Comments

FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:02

Damn XD

n_epic_fail 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:14

He wanted to toughen you up a bit! On the bright side you didn't get shot... Or but raped.

duke56924903 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:18

Well... Not that she MENTIONED.

HahaHokayThen 10

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:02

More cruel fathers doing things for a laugh! What does this mean?

TPSerigne 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:32

What an asshole... He would have felt terrible if something would have happened to OP.

humorizer 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:24

In the Omen, doesn't the child end up killing everyone? If so, you know what to do.

aeshleyrose 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:04

I see years of therapy in your future.

JustinComments 3

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:38

At least he didn't try scaring you with something like Texas Chainsaw Massacre

AngryBeaver32 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:54

There's a line between funny and cruel and op's dad crossed it big time. Fyl indeed.

kelissa_fml 16

Saturday 21 January 2012 10:51

I wouldve given him the silent treatment. For a week at least...

JurassicHole 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 17:41

41- This isn't about the movie, but after seeing a "scary" movie and then being forced to walk in a dodgy part of town can focus your fears. Hell I'd be freaking out if I had to walk through downtown, regardless of watching a scary movie. You know the chances of actually getting raped or killed just scare me a lil bit, ya know? Anyways, OP I'm sorry you were put through that ordeal, hopefully you're better now.

jdjhdbdbebe 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:06

pussy

goodoldave 17

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:06

huh. good movie though.

Rddvl 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:07

Sounds like you have a pretty humorous dad.

Michael_92 20

Saturday 21 January 2012 10:53

See he actually dropped her off then went to the crack house to get some. Came back 15 min later went home. See the other side of the story you didn't know before. Ha

vcantone 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:07

Thats a great parent right there

borkchop1992 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:07

You gotta learn how to survive the ghetto, and then the next phase will be michael jackson's haunted mansion

ryanross 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 11:32

I don't think you can go from the ghetto to a dead millionaire's mansion. Levels, man.

ladyLALAA 28

Saturday 21 January 2012 11:40

Careful OP, your dad will be selling your bed for crack next..

ladyLALAA 28

Saturday 21 January 2012 11:42

Oops, that was meant to go on 5?

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:08

what a dick

Cat_Daniels 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:11

Get revenge by poking holes in all ur dads condoms!

fattylumptard 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:14

Who wears condoms?

haw008 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:14

Umm... what?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:20

Apperantly not your dad, #12. Proof? He had you.

MrSassypants 32

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:33

18 not only does this number sound like your name, they may have used a condom by it may have failed. Maybe OP took 9's advice, traveled back in time and poked a hole in the condom which resulted in his own birth. Maybe OP took it too far but hey, what are you going to do about it? Back to the future style and change it a whole bunch of times?