By Forever Alone x2 - 07/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
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yogamaster9000 0

Wait, bisexual?

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Andr913 13

No, people, she's clearly straight and the two people she's in love with are gay/bi males. Geez.

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MrSexyPants 14

Or they could all be lesbians, or she's bisexual. Many options but still easy to understand. Sorry, OPizzle. :(

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getoustahere 7

Haha that means there's a chance of a threesome! ;)

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TXjuggalo972 6

There's also a chance of not saying the same thing that's been said before

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Llama_Face89 33

Really? I hadn't noticed! Not like it was at the top of the page or anything.

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brianfantana32 10

That's a strange twist

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Roevera 14

so all this time you were the third wheel.

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Amrel 10

Well when you put it like that, she feels even more like shit

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Unless you're bi or a lesbian then you never had a chance to begin with. If you're talking about two dudes then just let it go you were never their flavor and there is no way you could have known that.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Unless both of them were bi too.

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icefshng8 9

What if they're bi?

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perdix 29

See if you can get the two gay guys to DP you. Explain to them that they'll basically be crossing swords inside you. And promise to make the sammiches.

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moop256 10

I think someone's going to have to put on a strap on or do a reach around for this to work

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perdix 29

Thanks for your endorsement of my plan. I wasn't totally sure about it, but it just felt right in my gut.

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cablooey 0

Is that how it felt last night Perdix?

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perdix 29

#116 Sorry, I'm never involved in DPs -- I just set the previous comment out as bait for someone like you. Bazinga!

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jaredofmo 22

In this case, just be happy for them.

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