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By Forever Alone x2 - 07/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2021 01:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 01:58

Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 17:04 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I found out the first person I was able to open up to in nearly ten years is already in a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 02:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Oliver Beck - 17/10/2020 08:03

Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML

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By redhead - 06/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Lima

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML

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By Uknowwh - 04/11/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML

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yogamaster9000 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:52

Wait, bisexual?

drawmesunshine 17

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:53

Threesome?

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geod69 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:32

Gay

swagg33_fml 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:36

Did they turn gay after meeting you? Look on the bright side if that was the case you made a happy couple it just doesn't involve you lol

Soneirony 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:37

This is incredibly redundant

JAMiiEC14 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:42

That sucks, im gay and want to **** my straight best friend, his girlfriend loves the idea of 2 boys ******* but she doesnt like it when i try my luck and start kissing him

JAMiiEC14 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:47

or when i share a bed with him

tia1985 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:32

f***, sounds like something straight from ventime.com!

Nice_Dude 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:43

Okkkk both guys or girls???

WiNDBlaZeXD 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:15

Either one of them is bisexual, or you're bisexual, or you're a beard.

markmiller2023 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:50

how could they not both be dating each other, one is dating the other but not the other dating him?

bobmcdreamyface 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:00

That's awkward! Sucks for those two people.

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