Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening...

By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By honeybee2487 - 30/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML

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By behold the Underminer - 14/08/2018 13:00

Today, the water company found that a water main has been leaking steadily possibly for decades and has turned the land my house is built on into an underground bog. Cracks have been appearing in my walls for a while, apparently because my house is slowly sinking into it. FML

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By Rainman - 14/06/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from the Sheriff's dept. saying that water was coming out my front door. I ran home to find a waterfall cascading over my covered parking. It turns out my puppy had chewed through the hose that connects the toilet to the water. My entire condo had an inch of standing water. FML

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By ohcollege - 01/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML

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Monday 23 May 2011 16:05

At least it was only your yard and not your house. Now your grass will be nice and green.

angelsara91 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:05

crappy way to start a Monday.

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hiyourcute 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:15

Happy Monday.

SmexiLexii 3

Monday 23 May 2011 16:15

Yes you are right.It is peaceful!

ifeelya 5

Monday 23 May 2011 16:22

Next time, listen for tapping on the roof.

pinkspaceboundro 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:27

atleast you got a peaceful night rest before you go dealing with such a huge issue.

jdeshnerx3 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:33

hahahahahahahahahaha

xDeathAbove 2

Monday 23 May 2011 16:33

look on the good side... I'm sorry there's no good side to this. FYL

jared280zx 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:35

that sucks.

mk58 31

Monday 23 May 2011 16:43

I'm sorry about that, hopefully after most of your mushy yard dries up a bit, you'll have some nice vegetation growing in... preferably flowers?

bubblekitty 1

Monday 23 May 2011 16:48

I hate Mondays. and at least it was a peaceful flooding

eviiee_fml 3

Monday 23 May 2011 16:54

oh wow, that would of been a shock

Great1993 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 8:53

hello.can i make a friend with you?

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