By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 14:27 - United States - Plymouth

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Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML
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thaliah 15

Kick your brother's ass and dump the girl.

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famvd 15

I'm assuming the squeaking sound is coming from the bed, not the brother...

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Credibleskills 28

I still don't know what sounds like the guinea pig though

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Fmlsea 28

its the bed that is making the sound . if you have enough sex and a cheap bed eventually will make squeaking noises when theres activity on the bed.

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revidffum69 22

Although it's messed up, apparently you weren't making her squeak, or you would know the sound, and she wouldn't be with him.

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Witchylady 17

Now that really sucks. Sorry OP. Did you give the girlfriend the flick? As for your brother what a douche. One question though how did you confuse the squeak of a guinea pig with the squeak of the bed springs?

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mkymouse90 17

So how long did it take you to figure out that when your girlfriends not in bed with you the guinea pigs squeak

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bluefrootloops 13

So he was ******* her in your bedroom? Why else would you think it was coming from the guinea pig?

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fatlard20 5

Now you gotta go **** your brothers next girlfriend.

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CamKing 2

What do you expect... You own a Guinea pig.

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Sirmrcrowley 12

Just spray a little wd40 on it. That should get rid of the squeak lol

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