By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 14:27 - United States - Plymouth

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Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML
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thaliah 15

Kick your brother's ass and dump the girl.

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famvd 15

I'm assuming the squeaking sound is coming from the bed, not the brother...

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plunkit 6

Apparently Asian **** girls squeak like guinea pigs... not that I've ever seen Asian ****. Or any ****. Or cat videos.

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berkeleyjake 13

3 months? Your girlfriend has been having sex with someone else in your house for 3 months and you couldn't figure it out? I guess she doesn't make the same noises with you or something.

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rdnkchevy 9

Your brother is an ass and she is a bitch!!!

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rex41e 9

Doing it under your nose is just wrong. Dumping time.

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LatvianPride 16

What a nasty hoe-bag. Cheaters are the worst! I recommend telling your parents.

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metalhead88 9

After 3 months of hearing a possible "guinea pig" you didn't think to actually check it out to make sure. Could of save ya a lot of time and emotion to find out earlier than later your ex is a hoe and your brother is fucknut

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Freakophiliac 12

F*ck her, who needs a girl that sounds like a guinea pig anyway?

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magymofucka 9

what i don't understand is why all three of you are in the same house at the same time & your girlfriend chooses to be in his room instead of yours.. isn't she supposed to be spending time with you?

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fmlgiraffe 23

I've read this FML before - is it a repost?

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