By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
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Lennes 12

They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Thundering_Jibbs 13

The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.

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rokolodo 10

Weird?? How? Did he offer to put air on your bikes tire? Did he start conversations with you? Did he wanted to help u with HW? Maybe he asked u how's school? I do all those things with my son.

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Ikeaknomehunter 9

If OP is old enough to buy a house then I'm pretty sure they're too old to go to school

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Futacy 29

For those of you who say OP deserved it, how? He deserves it for being a fast swimmer?

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zolziski 11

Could also be the movie Abduction with Taylor Lautner.

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beckiebear 15

I just want to know if he's 'haha that guy is strange' weird, or 'that guy is creepy; I can see him driving a white van trying to lure children in with candy' weird?

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Well then I guess we know that the father is the neighbor's son and not the best friend...

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incoherentrmblr 21

That sucks, sorry to hear that. You'll be fine.

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sonnyrosa 32

Ooh... that's awkward. How long have you lived next door to your dad and not known who he was? Your mom couldn't have mentioned who your dad was... ever?

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Elle_ShellBelle 15

@53 I thought that too. That movie was insanely awful. And I got to see it for free at a screening. I tried to demand my money back

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