By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
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Lennes 12

They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Thundering_Jibbs 13

The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.

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CrookedCook 14

What if all this time OP found out his father was one of the best assassins out there. The only way to protect his son was by not being in his life. However he made sure he was never too far in order to protect his son from the former organization of mercenaries he was once apart of. Always watching his back.

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iDo7a 9

Maybe because his/her father helped him/her sometimes ,he/ she said he is weird !! I don't know how some people think , DRAMA

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eternalibra 14

That's that movie Wanted with Angelina Jolie!

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Wakachulak 22

Krrrrkh.... I am your father.... Krrrrrrkh

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Raykyogrou03 12

Is this the same guy who yelled "Oh pussy"?

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brittyboo123 35

I hope you can have the chance to form a relationship with him now that you know.

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Sanduril 15

Is anyone else reminded of Eragon and Brom?

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PunkySpunky78 15

To the op At lest you know one of your birth parents I don't know any of mine since I'm adopted

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wiccaantje 21

That is like saying: "At least you didn't get raped to." when a person get's robed and beat up.

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said_aha 7

i think you shouldn't talk with him .. he doesn't deserve you

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