By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
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Lennes 12

They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Thundering_Jibbs 13

The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.

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CrookedCook 14

@66 rest assure, I would not reference that trash of a film.

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agie_95 4

Idk wether your life sucks or you deserve it. You deserve to know. But it sucks he's been there so long. At least you know now. :)

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ShadowRaptor 9

This could be one of two ways: either he was there before you were born, or after you moved in. Either way, FML

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zolziski 11

@66: Abduction was ridiculously awful. It's amazing how two films with such a similar back story could be so drastically different.

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FrankHotpants 31

Better now then never, time to meet the old man.

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ni0ve 9

maybe thats why he was weird. strqnge guy in ur businees

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