Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple...

By ineedsleep - 30/10/2014 14:15 - Finland - J?rvenp

Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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Hummmmmmmmm

By SleeplessInDenver - 02/09/2019 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 13:17 - United States - Waldorf

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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Cursed buildings

By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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Oh no…

By pacelily - 30/08/2016 20:32 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML

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Everybody needs good neighbours

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 17:02

Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML

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killuhand 12

Thursday 30 October 2014 18:33

give them a mouth gag from the sex shop that'll fix one of your problems

Vitally 6

Thursday 30 October 2014 19:25

Maybe a mouth gag would be a little too strange, I'm sure a bottle or something would quiet the baby instead.

Comments

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Thursday 30 October 2014 20:42

Box fan. Works every time for me.

DenverTyrrell 13

Thursday 30 October 2014 21:05

Get a broom and bang on the celling, works for old people :)

ThePandoricaOpen 18

Thursday 30 October 2014 21:38

Tape a note to the couple's door, it'll get their attention.

kurodansei 16

Thursday 30 October 2014 22:36

One note for both doors "congratulations on the screamer"

Aquaman911 18

Thursday 30 October 2014 21:40

What happened to that Maths textbook FML?!

gigistar15 21

Thursday 30 October 2014 22:20

You can't do anything about the baby, but try talking to the couple above your bedroom. If you are too embarrassed just slip a letter under their door

AloysiusWeasley 15

Friday 31 October 2014 3:14

Sure you can. Just pretend the baby is a chicken! Seriously, I wouldn't care about the couple very much (at least not enough to say anything), but the baby would drive me nuts.

demonfacee 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 22:24

If you can, confront the couple for them being too loud, if not, file a complaint against them. The baby, you can't do anything about, sadly.

more4me 27

Thursday 30 October 2014 22:31

Shift your bed to the living room for the time being. Thr baby will calm down and you will eventually half sleep through it. Also file a complaint with the building manager , if you can, or leave them a polite note. if it makes you feel any better , I went through it and eventually chose the baby noises over the sex and partying noise. Baby cycles are just easier to get used to IMO.