Intimacy: Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a...

By Disney - 18/02/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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By mylifesucks - 02/12/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

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Not so Magic Kingdom

By Disney dashed - 23/09/2019 00:01

Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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We're gonna have a real good time together

By Mjskywalk - 16/02/2022 14:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I bought tickets to Walt Disney World for myself and my 6 year-old. She just announced she's afraid to ride an escalator, to the point of tears. FML

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By rileym797 - 17/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML

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Happiest place on Earth

By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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The happiest place on Earth

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 00:01

Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML

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By roberto - 12/11/2010 23:48 - Brazil

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

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The doggo of our discontent

By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:13

You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can **** your wife when you get back home. No big deal.

unmadebed 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:03

seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife

Comments

amhort 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:42

You can afford to go on a family vacation to Disney, which is more than most people can say. Quit your complaining.

lolmigosh 15

Sunday 22 January 2012 20:29

I stayed in a very nice one when I went

Darthbane2007 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 14:00

Depending on the ages of the kids and the Amount of money one is able to spend, Booking one hotel room is better on your pocket. But anyway, why the heck are you complaining that you won't be able to have sex with your wife for a week at DISNEYWORLD?! You're the only person I know who doesn't care about the food, rides, experience, and whatever else one will encounter at the most visited theme park resort in the world...

autumn1937 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 20:01

It's supposed to be a FAMILY vacation you ass. Put your dick back in your pants and spend some time with your ******* kids. It's parents like you that create the neglected and bratty kids.