By Disney - 18/02/2011 22:29 - United States

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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML
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FYLDeep 25

You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can **** your wife when you get back home. No big deal.

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unmadebed 0

seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife

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skyeyez9 24

98: If you stay at home and care for a very young child and especially more than one, it is very emotionally and physically exhausting. If you have a child with serious medical needs, even more so. So sex (for awhile at least) is the last thing on the stay at home parent.

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wonderful_wendy 0

well it is Mickey mouse!

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stevenmx86 7

Actually I'd say it is your family that **** blocked you.. Mickey Mouse has nothing to do with your room arrangements..

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Star18lk 0

i dont see how this is an fml. it's a family vacation and you dont need to have sex. your wife was smart, your only going to be in the room to sleep, the rest of the time you'll be out having fun. don't be so damn selfish.

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k_madison 0

How Ironic Disney world is 'the happiest place on earth' but only for your wife and kids..and not for you. *Totally off topic but relatives and I went there last November and It was fun! we didn't have to rent a room cause my aunt's family lives in Orlando :D

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k_madison 0

oops sorry double post.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

If you're going to Disney World, your kids are probably pretty young, and therefore too young to have their own hotel room. If that's the case, what did you expect? If they're old enough to have their own hotel room (in which case why are you spending hundreds of dollars going to Disney World?), then yes that sucks. But hey, Disney World is expensive; you want to save as much as possible. Just get laid when you get home.

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mr_miyagi 0

dont you mean you were cockblocked by your kids? or maybe even your small bank account? but cmon dont blame it on mickey

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alliede88 0

Disney is expensive but if you really wanna pay for sex give your wife the $500 the room upgrade would cost. she'll fit u in :)

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EvilDave 13

Seeing as your wife seems to have decided that sex is no longer important in your relationship, it sounds like you need to get a divorce or a mistress.

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