Love, Dogs and Honeymoon: The doggo of our discontent

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The doggo of our discontent

By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 04:00

Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 06:00

Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Morristown

Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML

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By vacay no way - 14/07/2021 06:01

Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML

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By nottrustworthy - 18/11/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML

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By crazy dog lady - 02/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML

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Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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Dogs > Landlords

By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 13:58

Today, our landlord has begun eviction proceedings because he’s received over 100 complaints about our dog, who barks constantly, and who my wife has stubbornly refused to get rid of. My wife has basically forced us to choose between that fucking mutt and being homeless. FML

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Mommy's boy

By Maybe I should just not fly home... - 18/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML

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Driving me mad

By Anonymous - 18/05/2017 22:00

Today, unbeknownst to me, my wife cancelled our airplane tickets because she didn't want to face her fear of flying like we had agreed. Now, we're going to have to take another week off so I can drive 3000 miles cross country, while she sleeps in the shotgun seat because her licence expired. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 25 January 2023 8:38

If she's threatening divorce because you said anything about going without her that's on you. If she pre-emptively threatened it, let her.

JackWood 20

Wednesday 25 January 2023 10:44

She's punishing you for not getting a dog friendly hotel and emotionally blackmailing you not to get a sitter, she sounds toxic. I predict a hard life for you.

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Anderling 32

Wednesday 25 January 2023 8:27

Did you promise to check and then flake out? Is the dog a support animal of some sort to your wife where she shouldn’t have had to specify? This seems like a very weird reaction from her and I can’t imagine it’s just about not wanting a dogsitter.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 25 January 2023 8:38

If she's threatening divorce because you said anything about going without her that's on you. If she pre-emptively threatened it, let her.

guruza 6

Wednesday 25 January 2023 10:09

How old is your wife bru?

JackWood 20

Wednesday 25 January 2023 10:44

She's punishing you for not getting a dog friendly hotel and emotionally blackmailing you not to get a sitter, she sounds toxic. I predict a hard life for you.

Blobby McGee 5

Wednesday 25 January 2023 15:11

massive red flag right there. This broad sounds toxic. Your life with her is going to be hard, I imagine.

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 25 January 2023 20:30

you married very poorly. take the L and let her leave because your life is about to go downhill and she's going to use the divorce threat constantly. get out before there's kids