The doggo of our discontent

By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If she's threatening divorce because you said anything about going without her that's on you. If she pre-emptively threatened it, let her.

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JackWood 20

She's punishing you for not getting a dog friendly hotel and emotionally blackmailing you not to get a sitter, she sounds toxic. I predict a hard life for you.

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Anderling 32

Did you promise to check and then flake out? Is the dog a support animal of some sort to your wife where she shouldn’t have had to specify? This seems like a very weird reaction from her and I can’t imagine it’s just about not wanting a dogsitter.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If she's threatening divorce because you said anything about going without her that's on you. If she pre-emptively threatened it, let her.

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JackWood 20

She's punishing you for not getting a dog friendly hotel and emotionally blackmailing you not to get a sitter, she sounds toxic. I predict a hard life for you.

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Blobby McGee 5

massive red flag right there. This broad sounds toxic. Your life with her is going to be hard, I imagine.

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Crowned Sataness 12

you married very poorly. take the L and let her leave because your life is about to go downhill and she's going to use the divorce threat constantly. get out before there's kids

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