The happiest place on Earth

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 00:01

Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML
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D J's MOM 17

I like the sabotage idea, but instead you could change the locks, move, and pawn all his shit to pay for your own trip to the Bahamas and find a hot man who treats you nice.

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RichardPencil 30

Phone an anonymous tip to the airline about the bomb in his luggage. Rat him out and he won't see The Mouse.

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RichardPencil 30

Phone an anonymous tip to the airline about the bomb in his luggage. Rat him out and he won't see The Mouse.

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MidnaLink 33

I normally don't care for this kind of thing, but I agree. He deserves that for making you miss the flight.

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J_Free_Woods 28

Nothing is anonymous these days. Calling in a fake bomb at an airport is the equivalent of yelling fire in a crowded theater. To top it off It can be anywhere from a gross misdemeanor to a felony to call something like that in. Either way it is a fine of at least 10,000 and five years in prison, not jail.

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MorganHex 28

dump/divorce. change the locks while he's gone and put all his stuff out on the front lawn

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D J's MOM 17

I like the sabotage idea, but instead you could change the locks, move, and pawn all his shit to pay for your own trip to the Bahamas and find a hot man who treats you nice.

7 1