By SwinginSolo - 26/03/2013 12:07 - United States

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Today, I found out that what my husband meant by "we should try swinging" is "I really want to have sex with this one friend of yours, and if you so much as make eye contact with any guy I'm going to totally flip out and threaten to kill him and you." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Vickyh46 8

What a crazy ******. Seriously. Extreme jealousy is very dangerous.

It's because he knows bitches be gettin all emotional over sex. It will just be sex for him, for you it will be an emotional experience and not just a dick. Your fault.

... And no one's mentioning her 'friend' ??

What a gentleman! Honestly reminds me of how lucky I am to have the husband that I have.

Sykes_1014 0

You should get out of that relationship... That's abusive

My husband and I split up in a pretty bad fight and didn't think there was any chance of getting back together, and the later decided to give things another shot. But at that point, we had been separated a while, and we had just started to think about dating again. We had never been with other people before or during our marriage, so feeling magnanimous I told him we could have an open relationship "for a while." I should mention, at the time we got back together, he told me he still hadn't been with anyone else. It later turned out he was already seeing another woman, and had had at least one other casual experience. He lied to me about this for months and carried on the relationship with the other woman for the better part of a year, the whole time telling me I had been the only one and letting me think he wasn't acting on the permission I had given him. And I had never wanted to be in an open relationship in the first place, and wasn't trying to date anyone, but I did make friends with a guy online, and when he was talking about coming to visit from out of town, my husband said, "Whoa, why do you think that's okay?" Of course I was pretty upset because first, this guy was nothing more than a friend, and second, we were supposedly in an open relationship. And when I brought that up, my husband clarified for me that apparently what open relationship means is that if I date anyone he'll dump me. Which is the biggest load of b.s. I've ever heard, since that's basically the definition of a monogamous relationship. But no amount of logic works because what it comes down to is he's going to do what he wants, which is cheat on me while I'm faithful to him, and he thinks he got permission for it, though I think lying about already being with someone else invalidates my agreement somewhat (so does redefining the rules of an open relationship).

This does not sound like it could ever work. FYL