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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 06:04 - United States

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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By thanksmum - 29/05/2010 17:39 - Germany

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

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Chill out, mom

By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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By Jrex89 - 02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML

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By pdnne - 12/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:40

Effective... Crude yet effective...

steviesnm 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:44

Why do you need to be kicked in the head for an important interview anyways? Are you not responsible enough to do something yourself?

Comments

blinktwice 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 23:14

shoulda had a V8 bro..

zebralover23 14

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:41

Hahah, should of set an alarm

L_Lovegood 19

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:22

I wonder how old you are... Does your mom really need to wake you up for an interview? With a kick? Damn, you must sleep heavily...

cuddlebunny3548 11

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:38

It's an interview, you know how bad the economy is these days why wouldn't you wake up on your own? YDI, she wants you out of her house!!

gummiebearz0_o 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:57

Need a new alarm!?

imishyou 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 7:53

if it was that important, you should have taken the initiative to actually wake up by yourself.

MsMeiriona 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:55

"Geez Mom, how am I supposed to pass the interview with a concussion?"

AugustBurnsToast 14

Wednesday 11 January 2012 10:26

Good morning sunshine ^_^

justin3301987 2

Thursday 12 April 2012 10:49

Get your ass up lazy ****. And move out.

arsenicalhumor 30

Sunday 7 July 2013 1:28

If she kicked you hard, Hopefully it was enough to spring you out of bed!

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