Embarrassing and Work: First impressions

First impressions

By pdnne - 12/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML

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You deserved it 7 763

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:49 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML

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You deserved it 2 747

By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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You deserved it 2 449

By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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You deserved it 10 030

By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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You deserved it 3 417

That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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You deserved it 5 115

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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You deserved it 146

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By notonthepavement - 15/02/2016 11:04 - United States - Desoto

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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You deserved it 1 513

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:07

Ha ha! Well at least you made an impression. Too bad it was on his desk.

bwlingatstarlite 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

hollly shit...did you still get the job? Hope you're okay :)

Comments

bwlingatstarlite 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

hollly shit...did you still get the job? Hope you're okay :)

Shihaby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

Lol, your mom should have told you to "mind the step".

Lifesucksdodrugs 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:06

Capitalize your I's

tickclickboom 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 16:23

he only missed one sorry we can't all be perfect like you

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:07

Ha ha! Well at least you made an impression. Too bad it was on his desk.

Lolrus 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:08

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! now the boss knows that you can multitask

Ravenite 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:08

Well... that made an impression... hope the interview turned out a little better. #3 - is that all you are concerned about?

RedStook 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:16

Good going. When I interview job candidates, I always look for something that stands out. I would certainly remember you !

chea_chea 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:18

LOL at #4 Yeah, making eye contact is good, but it's good to mix that with being aware of your surroundings. Not sure about anyone else, but if I was the boss I'd probably be a bit weirded out if you were staring straight at me from the moment you walked through the door, all the way over to the desk.