Zapped

By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
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protoskore 27

time to test her old toaster while she's in the tub

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weeping_willow 25

My mom once sprayed pepper spray in the house to “see if it was expired”. Like, ??? There are other ways?? Your mom sounds like a bitch, OP. If you ever have children, keep them far FAR away from her.

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weeping_willow 25

My mom once sprayed pepper spray in the house to “see if it was expired”. Like, ??? There are other ways?? Your mom sounds like a bitch, OP. If you ever have children, keep them far FAR away from her.

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Aiden89 23

Guess her behavior really shocked you.

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protoskore 27

time to test her old toaster while she's in the tub

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Mathalamus 24

Those things are dangerous. It can kill you. Your mother is a monster.

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RichardPencil 30

So, how did it work? Your mom would've been great in the Milgram Experiment. "Come on, Doc, can I give this bastard an extra jolt?"

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KingAdrock 16

You realize you could have her arrested for that, right?

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