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By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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By TotaledBeamer - 03/06/2019 22:09

Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 00:02

Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML

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By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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By runsinthefamily - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

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By bettercallpeta - 15/02/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML

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cwark 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:17

So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?

Saccharide 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:14

FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?

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dzerzhinsky 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:58

what?? a dog chased you with a shotgun? HOW CAN THIS BE????

lucifer69_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:09

and clearly he shot you. well done neighbour and better luck next time with choosing a smarter dog

Rico4Yu 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:11

yu shoulda had hit him too

yourlifesfucked 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:00

hey morons! ITS A ******* DOG! u guys want to kill him for hitting a DOG? im not saying animals are worthless nd u should abuse em but seriously? its people like YOU who join hypocritical groups like PETA. lets promote fair treatment of animals by threatening people who eat meat with physical violence! geniuses. www.petakillsanimals.com please go there and kindly crawl in a hole and die

CheshireHalli 19

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:01

I love you. ♥

twilitchaser15 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:20

i bet that guy shot your ass.

heartlessagony 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:24

poor dog D; YDI

bds0688 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:24

You're a dumb piece of shit. People like you are the reason I like animals more than people. With that in mind, OP did nothing wrong.

yeahyeahgoof 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:25

great

yourlifesfucked 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:36

who bds, me? go to that website and read it urself

xvolcom893x 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:48

honestly that's so sad I'm depressed a little I mean not the part of you almost being shot...I only care about the dog shame shame shame on you

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