By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
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You deserved it 44 515
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cwark 0

So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?

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Saccharide 0

FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?

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justanotheracc 0

If you only started driving away because they started chasing you, then FYL. If you started driving away because you hit the dog and didn't want anyone to see your face, then YDI.

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St0rm11 0

And, since it was the nieghbors dog. You were driving down a residential street. Theres no reason to not be able to avoid hitting it, unless you're blind, speeding, or just stupid. And like #65 said, If it were my dog, you wouldnt be cabable of writing an FML right now. If it were my kid (which children run out in the street in a residential area) I'd be doing 20 behind bars. You should have your license revoked.

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Saccharide 0

Wow, way to fallaciously rule out an accident and go directly to radicalism. >>

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boatkicker 4

Because of course no houses get built on roads with speed limits above 5.

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bds0688 0

STFU. You know nothing of driving, ******.

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Queen_Naiomi 2

You deserve to go to jail for animal abuse you pathetic sack of shit.

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BeerLotus 0

It was an accident you retard. Learn to life better.

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noype 0

Stupid 16 year old kids who likely have never had a dog run out in front of their car (if they have even driven a car at all) should keep their mouths shut.

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KkBeAr 0

wow that sucks! lmao but hilarious!!!

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sherrybaby10 0

I cant believe how many ruthless coldhearted people there are in this world. damn we need truck loads of zoloft it would seem. it was a dog people a dog not a human. that neighbor was nutso.

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yourlifesfucked 0

ok for all you morkns sayinh ydi cuz he ran, he OBVIOUSLY stopped to see if the dog was ok. if he hadnt there is no way that the owner could have gotten a gun and started to chase him. even if he had it in his HAND, unless the OP was going < 10mph no way in hell they coulda chased him for any sort of distance. now back to your turnips, peasants!

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sparkey0127 0

if you hit my dog an kept going I woulnt chase you I woulda blown your low life head off on the spot. ********

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sadistmonkey 19

AWWWW POOR DOG YDI NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO seriously...thinking is a useful life skill

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Saccharide 0

Something that you apparently lack.

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sadistmonkey 19

hahahahahahahaha that's so clever lol you have me rolling on the floor

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sadistmonkey 19

Just so you know, I was being sarcastic. Based on your other posts, I'm assuming that you and I actually agree on our positions and that you didn't notice my sarcasm. I posted that because I was appalled at the number of people who clicked YDI and my guess is that most of them read the word "dog" and immediately clicked YDI. The OP could've had his balls chopped off or had a nuclear missile hit his house but if he hit a dog with his car, no matter what the circumstances, he automatically deserves anything that happens to him. This is what I mean when I say that thinking is a useful skill.

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Saccharide 0

Emotion is very hard to pick up through words - meaning sarcasm is even harder to pick up. Sorry.

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Saccharide 0

All the animal activists here should calm down and put down their guns. Goddamn. I don't care if the guy's a college partying drunk - it was still an accident. Both parties are to blame - the owner should have been paying attention to his dog and the driver should have been paying attention to the road.

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