By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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x3KerryAnnx3 0

I joined FML to just say that is the sickest most disgusting thing I've ever heard

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angel88_fml 0

Revenge is sweet! Hope you get him good!

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x_vienna_x 0

Ew that is so disgusting what a faggit.

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thatevilguy666 0

WTF is wrong with that retard??? break up with him!, than, get a restraining order!!!. have a nice day

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wordgirl 0

C'mon, girl! Seriously??? I suppose you will spend the rest of your life asking yourself how many you swallowed... He's a nasty a-hole. Don't sleep next to someone whom you cannot trust to not put PUBIC HAIRS in your mouth.

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Button_Up 0

maybe when he gets those things his pubes are automatically ripe pineapple leaves and e wa tasting it as a flavor of victory because he ran out of his chips or mountain dew ahahaha

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