By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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purple91 8

Is there something mentally wrong with him?

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smaginn 0

I feel like vomiting. :/ Hope he's now your crazy ex!

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Bullshot 0

so.... did you get any pubic hair in your mouth at all?

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manstie 1

YDI for not being next to him to give him a BJ when he won.

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skankihobag 0

my bf and his friend beat a record they were going for on zombies i cant remember what it was but we made a bet that if he beat it. i would have to give him "epic". he beat it. and a deals a deal. epic. thats what him and his friend call it now. because aparently i give epic bjs.

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sarcdude 3

Nobody call fake on this. How could anyone /possibly/ make up that shit? o_O;;;;

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Dolibesta 0

Wax away all of his "victory hair". Then dump the moron.

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IDOLGIRL 0

my question: is the douchebag still your boyfriend? and if so, why?!!?

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hungryhippo91 0

how are you gonna explain crabs on your mouth??? id kill him!!!

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