By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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watermelonhesaid 0

Ugh. EW. There's no way this is fake. It's too disgusting. WHY ARE YOU DATING THAT GUY?! GROSS.

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TommyWORD 1

that dudes a bro but still mad sketchy

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TheOrangeEgg 0

"honey, why is there hair in my mouth?". "I dunno, I did pretty well at call of duty last night"

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Tabzz 7

Haha wow that is one sick boyfriend. You should make an account on his 360 whilst hes sleeping and for your victory you should chop his balls off.

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dbyrd92 0

your boyfriends a duche. I would hope you dumped him after that.!

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radmichellee 0

wow. he deserves a brutal beatdown.

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awesome576 0

ewwwww WTF is rong with him

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