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By anonymous - 12/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

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Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML

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By chels - 17/07/2018 19:00

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML

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By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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arissia 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:23

So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.

null_fml 11

Friday 12 February 2010 12:24

"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."

Comments

Austinsgirl08 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:06

sounds like my man... it's effin ridiculous

ShadeVII 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:04

guys all have hobbies, though some may be sexier than others. live with it. playing mtg at a tournament level requires an incredibly sharp mind. i'd say ydi, but frankly you don't "deserve" a smart guy if you can't even appreciate it

BAMPregnant 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:35

My boyfriend plays it too and I find it really amusing. I'm actually trying to learn. Don't be such a bitch about it and let him be a guy. If you want some pathetic moron who's only mission in life is to adore you go mope on a couch watching chick flicks and let the poor guy find someone worth his time.

the1ultimate 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:09

Well, at least he isn't a furry. A card game isn't all that weird, and maybe you can convince him to include his hobby in some sort of budget.

JayceSprynter 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:10

@ the1ultimate: **** you furry hater. @op anon: Stupid, its not a "Mystical card game" The name of the game is Magic: The Gathering.

TheMagicalAmount 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:37

Yeah, as said you gotta be pretty sharp to play that game, so that's something. Also, hes not a furry...

lucky_coincedenc 0

Friday 19 February 2010 7:23

what an idiot yugiohs where it's at

CandyStone1991 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:09

I know exactly how you feel....the guy I was seeing was into the whole Magic, World of Warcraft, and gaming scene. Needless to say were separated because of it

HiddenAce91 6

Monday 1 March 2010 20:32

@#336 gaming is not a scene. It's more of a social group. Because you can meet people all over the world through gaming. Hence why I personally love gaming.

Illionna 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:55

my boyfriend is into Magic....its not that bad.... just as long as not ALL his money goes into it...but really its NOT that bad. and its sometimes fun to watch :P

Celeborn006 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:50

Its his money go get your own job, as long as he's covering his share of rent/util/food calm down a little. Secondly Magic the Gathering is a thought entensive game compared to chess as one of the most thought provoking games by mensa and other organizations. Its really not mystical at all its a competitive strategy game.