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By Brony - 22/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

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Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

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Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By We're men! We don't grow up, we just grow old. - 24/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML

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By I suck :( - 07/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

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By Shamu - 27/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 1:58

My little pony is amazing!! No need to be ashamed. Bronies for life.

BeastlyFrog 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:00

What's so wrong about that? Let's see how many of us on here will admit to watching it. BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE!! *brohoof*

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BlahBlahStuff 6

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:23

There shouldn't be any shame in watching MLP. I openly tell people I'm a brony. Bronies for life! *brohoof*

Mokashiya 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:23

My little pony is awesome! I used to watch the old school one. Yay.

Not_Enough_Lube 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:57

What kind of My little pony are u watchin?

pinormous 2

Sunday 23 October 2011 8:05

Bronies for life!!! *brohoof* Just love and tolerate the shit out of them!

misaacar 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 8:17

Sweet bro. Ur my little bronie ;)

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 23 October 2011 8:36

**** 'em...If U love it, that's all that matters. Be proud that U feel secure enough to admit it & not be ashamed about it. By the way, since you're a co-ed, have you met the balony pony?

Frostyking 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 8:38

yay bronies =)

missnuthin 10

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:21

Stand tall and be proud my Bronie! Love and Tolerate them!

LilAngel606 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:48

and now almost everyone on FML know you watch my little pony

alexthegreat17 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:48

BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE! LETS GO LOVE AND TOLERATE WHOEVER MADE OUR FRIEND HERE SAD!!!! I

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Today, my parents are the most toxic people I've ever met. They don't allow me to go outside, they decide what I eat, who my friends are, chastise every fucking little thing I do even when it's so minor you could just forget about it in one second. The biggest shame in my life is encountering such toxic people like them. I HATE them. FML

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Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML

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Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML

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Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

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