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By Brony - 22/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

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Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

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Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML

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By I suck :( - 07/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2025 03:00 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML

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By Shamu - 27/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 1:58

My little pony is amazing!! No need to be ashamed. Bronies for life.

BeastlyFrog 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:00

What's so wrong about that? Let's see how many of us on here will admit to watching it. BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE!! *brohoof*

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maggiewalters 17

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:06

So? I watch America's Next Top Model. Lol.

Assassin17 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:16

I am a brony. I watch it all the time it isn't a bad thing.

FYOL 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:35

Ummm... There's an easy way to find out?

Octavia2253 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:43

Bronies FTW!

mattyboonie 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:51

Grow up

anghellic9 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:09

get them to watch it with you, then they'll know the magic of friendship as well.

XTrive93 1

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:32

BROHOOF!!!

laundryninja 1

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:39

just tell thwm u watch it wen ur high itll make everything better

nickbucci1252 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:57

Wow loser if your over 10 and not a girl

blinksmilewink 23

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:04

How could there be an easy way?

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