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By swollenpenis - 25/01/2013 06:11 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

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By Sally19863 - 30/08/2010 16:18 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 04:23 - United States - Clarks Summit

Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

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By curiousminx - 06/12/2016 02:32 - Australia - Morningside

Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML

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By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

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By Unlucky - 19/12/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:42 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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Friday 25 January 2013 16:12

Doesn't matter, had sex.

UnidentifiedFun 37

Friday 25 January 2013 16:11

Birth control it is

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dharsea 4

Saturday 26 January 2013 3:37

Quite literally the "hard" way.

gage7carter2 7

Saturday 26 January 2013 4:25

Better start learning how to "pull out"

Kidkaplan 19

Saturday 26 January 2013 5:18

Lambskin

jburd45 1

Saturday 26 January 2013 5:22

You found out the "hard" way ;)

bmxbikeco 7

Saturday 26 January 2013 6:15

Latex sex suits are always a bad idea!

jogo352 2

Saturday 26 January 2013 7:39

The "hard" way.

jimmycricket93 3

Saturday 26 January 2013 9:33

"the hard way" i see what you did there

CallieCC 8

Saturday 26 January 2013 14:54

OMG me too, OP. Me too

Wolveslikepie 4

Sunday 27 January 2013 3:44

Was it before or after the doctor put his finger in your butt?

bvballi1 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 6:02

Omg that's got to hurt I'm allergic too

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