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By swollenpenis - 25/01/2013 06:11 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

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By Sally19863 - 30/08/2010 16:18 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 04:23 - United States - Clarks Summit

Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

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By curiousminx - 06/12/2016 02:32 - Australia - Morningside

Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML

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By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

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By Unlucky - 19/12/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:42 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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Friday 25 January 2013 16:12

Doesn't matter, had sex.

UnidentifiedFun 37

Friday 25 January 2013 16:11

Birth control it is

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shitsville 13

Monday 28 January 2013 1:38

So, which one was harder?

NViiNkD 12

Monday 28 January 2013 4:54

Ahhh man I know how tht feelsz 1st hand... I feel ur pain :(

blackrosepedals2 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:15

I found out the hard way too :(

crazybunnyattack 11

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:01

Same here. Nothing like a swollen ******!

zmoney2121 6

Tuesday 29 January 2013 4:58

Ur dick prob hurts like a bitch

DarkskyFML 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 20:53

Fisting?

sarg1994 3

Wednesday 30 January 2013 5:51

No gimp suits for you

TackGirl 1

Friday 1 February 2013 2:28

PFFFTTT i found out from the rubber bands on my braces... bananas, avacados, and cathedors also have latex.... Good luck

sexipapi25 16

Monday 11 February 2013 3:26

I KNOW THAT FEELING ALL TO WELL

yero789 4

Wednesday 20 February 2013 22:43

This isn't an FML,just stay away from latex :D

WeskersSexslave 15

Monday 25 February 2013 6:38

lol the HARD way

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