By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 022
You deserved it 8 344

Same thing different taste

Top comments

She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!

She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.

Comments

punch her vj really hard and it will kill it

monnanon 13

For all the people saying the pill isnt 100% effective i would just like to point out that it is more effective than condoms and if used correctly, which is easier to do as using it correctly only involves popping a pill at around about the same time everyday not fumbling with a piece of plastic in the heat of the moment, it can be as effective as sterilisation.

indianabummer 0

Not necessarily, I know more people that have gotten pregnant when they were on the pill and not using condoms than people who use just condoms. And they were using the pill correctly, same time every day. It's using a standard measurement for unique individuals. So it's not going to be as effective for everyone as it is for the ones the statistics were about.

monnanon 13

i would still say its easier to take a pill correctly than to make sure the condom is on correctly in the heat of the moment. Personally I trust the pill way more against pregnancy but thats from my own personal experience of it

agreed with #229. add a shot to the belly to just to be sure

and her missing her period wasn't a red flag???

mired914 0

Dude I have sooooo been there!!! She got the abortion though.

YDI for not taking precautions yourself. What is...a condom?

Has anyone else noticed that the gender on the FML is "woman"? Just sayin'... And OP, FYL, but learn to use condoms. The pill isn't 100% effective.

HiddenAce91 6

yes that is correct. The only 100% way to not get pregnant is everyone's favorite 10 Letter "A" word. ABSTINENCE. Cause even using a condom, and them being on the pill could still get the girl pregnant. So all of you who are calling the OP's girl a bitch. And even you OP are retarded.

HiddenAce91 6

yes that is correct. The only 100% way to not get pregnant is everyone's favorite 10 Letter "A" word. ABSTINENCE. Cause even using a condom, and them being on the pill could still get the girl pregnant. So all of you who are calling the OP's girl a bitch. And even you OP are retarded.

boatkicker 4

We are retarded because we think its bitchy to give people false 'facts?' He was willing to take a small risk, but may have been unwilling to take a larger one. People take small risks every day in all kinds of different situations, but that doesn't mean that we're going to go out and take even larger ones. I cross the street every day, which is a small risk. A car could suddenly speed up and hit me. But that doesn't mean I'm willing to walk across the highway, where there are a lot more cars going a lot faster. The risk of crossing the highway is a lot higher than the risk of crossing Main Street. It's the same thing. He was willing to take the SMALL risk of actually having sex. That doesn't mean he would be willing to take the much higher risk of having unprotected sex. She lied to him, and that would make her a bitch, regardless of the situation. She also put him more at risk, which is unfair. In no way am I saying that he's entirely innocent, or that he shouldn't take responsibility. He definitely should, because yes, he did take a risk. However, his girlfriend is definitely a bitch, for not at least letting him know how much of a risk he was taking.

I agree that she's a bitch and that it's not entirely his fault, and I didn't mean it to sound like that, but my girlfriend is on the pill yet we still use condoms, because nothing is 100%. I didn't click on YDI, I went for the FYL vote, but I still think that OP should have been more careful.

boatkicker 4

It wasn't directed at you, The_Disturbed. I'm with you entirely about using both. It was directed at HiddenAce91, who said anyone calling OPs girlfriend a bitch is retarded. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

Ah right, ok :P My mistake. They really should have some sort of nesting system on here so you can see who people are replying to :P lol.

sarcdude 3

Congratulations on your new 18 year monthly monetary contract!

Asstazztic 8

******* bitch, yea you're ****** :(