By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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fmlstick 0

She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.

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YOULIVETODIE 0

This may be fake as two woman cannot procreate. You surely have a knack for picking loyal woman. Always use a condom, your fault and this is a true FML, if it is in fact true.

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NanaNi_fml 0

Maybe this person accidently put female when sighning in

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Erindub 0

I think its screwed how everyone is pissed at the OP its totally her bad for lying.

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geoLa16 0

that a bitch but every 1 know to use a condom no matter wut :p

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marilynmansonFTW 0

omg i so agree YDI for not using protection! depending on of u think u can handle a baby...abortion?

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kkoo 0

am I the only one that thinks they could have deserved it for having sex before marrige? And adoption is always an option. You dont always have to go with an abortion. (I am personally against abortion, but it is your opinion.)

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waterynuggets 0

Yes because we all know babies should be punishment. Well this could have happened if they were married, and not all married people want or in a position to be able to care for kids. Abortion and adoption both are not easy, but people should be able to make a choice that is best for them without being harassed or dehumanized by others.

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onnielief 4

Yes! Not having sex before you marry someone is equally stupid as not looking under the hood of the car you are buying! What if you are not compatible?

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Freeze_fml 16

That philosophy is great and all until you screw up like the OP did.

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ItbeVickyyy 0

Yeah, I HATE abortions, why do people like murdering babies? And it is their own fault FGS... And I know a few teenagers that got pregnant, and they all love their babies. SEX= For AFTER marriage. x3

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waterynuggets 0

Fetus =/= baby. And that's fine if you think sex is "for" after marriage, but not everyone thinks so. Sex should be whenever a person feels they are ready for it.

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Maddoctor 10

Personally I see the sex/marriage argument like this: for hundreds of years girls were getting married at the ages of 12, 13, 14 and having children soon after, but it was ok because they were married (albeit to men much older than them for purposes of financial gain). In today's world, people are still having sex at ages around what women were used to hundreds of years ago, although it is now a choice, yet people are upset about this. Girls were basically being forced to have sex back then, but it was ok because they were married. Now it's looked down upon, although the only thing that has changed is the woman's choice. So in my opinion, I just don't see anything wrong with having sex at a reasonable age before getting married.

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DS1_fml 0

This comment is so full of damn ignorance it's not even funny. Abortion is never murder and the stupid bitch should not have lied in the first place.

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leadrunner751 3

no she didn't the pill only has about an 80% success chance

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boatkicker 4

That doesn't mean she didn't lie.....She may have been on the pill and got pregnant, OR she may have lied about being on the pill, and gotten pregnant.

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kkoo 0

Ok, im very confused...........is this a women or a man? or shim? Because it is impossible if the OP is a women. And is would be impossible if they were a shim.............................Still confused...............

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