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By Anonymous - 17/12/2011 07:47

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML

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By Anon - 18/08/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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Saturday 17 December 2011 12:11

Anonymous Hole

HatefulPilot 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 12:13

Sorry about that, A. Hole.

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asherm 15

Saturday 17 December 2011 21:49

I think your parents did that on purpose

BellaMarta 19

Saturday 17 December 2011 22:15

I second that.

ulitak 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 22:12

hehe i knew a guy mike cox!

KelseyMoriarity 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 22:31

Wow your parents obviously either hated u or wanted your life to be miserable. Either way that sucks lol

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:19

Your parents are trying to tell you something

SupaDupaMouse 2

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:49

There's a hole in the floor

sayashlynn 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 1:18

Mine is Ash Hull. And my swim jacket says "A.Hull" I feel your pain.

craZ3 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:45

lookin fo mr. A, hole?

A_hole2012 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 4:09

Glad to know our parents had the same sense of humor. Welcome to the club lol

arysmomee 2

Sunday 18 December 2011 5:06

that's not really an Fml. who cares...a-hole haha

islander03 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 5:08

I had two teachers last names being Hancock and Ho but it would be even harder for you to take if you actually were an a hole

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Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML

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