By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

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Natoya 1

That is your fault cause y'all niggas don't learn that you shouldn't have sex with any body if it looks infected or rashly

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RampagingBoner 12

*Cough* STDs *Cough*

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mthurston 14

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

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nyf137 20

Why does everyone keep saying "should have worn a condom"?? Condoms are not a sure way to protect yourself, you can still get herpes or just about any other STD even if you're wearing a condom...

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coolbeans26 12

Am I the only one that realizes it doesn't have to be herpes? U actually can spread razor burn to a degree by giving a guy jock itch if the woman isn't hygienic enough molluscum is another one that shows up with bumps I think it's not necessarily herpes. Hell he could even have bumps from friction

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