By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 17:37 - Germany - Naurath

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Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML
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whythankyou 19

She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

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kjack49044 18

Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

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buttcramp 21

at least she wanted to find it!

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sarkaar 30

Her primal animal instincts made her look for the tail at the back.

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pizzzah 9

at least even in her drunken state she was only flirting with OP and not other people

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jonnyboy89 10

I hope you didn't sleep with her while she was drunk.

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arandomusernameaa 20

They are going out! who gives a shit :P

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Rizzie0512 18

why? that's his girlfriend, they've probably had sex multiple times, and she wanted to ****. If my boyfriend turned me down while I was drunk I'd be super sad X3 so I hope they did ****

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mace275 9

Seem to me no one thought the author could me a girl also

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rosenkrieger223 21

except that the fml shows the users gender next to their screen name. ..

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Suaria 38

It also mentions OP's girlfriend was looking for his D in the post.

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molliciousj 19

Hahah!! Wouldn't that be a crazy lesbian plot twist?!

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EphMi 5

that's better than she stuck her hand down the front of your pants and still asking where your penis is!

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vikky538 28

good for u.. she then should have looked at the bar's lost and found section...

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j_cat187 19

This is a good think. You won't be going broke buying your girlfriend drinks.

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krad204 21

Thank god she didn't find your ass penis!

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