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By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 17:37 - Germany - Naurath

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Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML
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whythankyou 19

She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

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kjack49044 18

Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

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datguy69s 21

If you're not old enough to drink don't do it

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magiczebra 9

That's not even relevant to the FML. It says nothing about age.

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paigexox0 37

Anyone who thinks 90% of people don't drink before the legal age is naive as hell lets be honest

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thefastnfuryass 14

Germans can legally drink at 16. I don't think too young is the basis of the question here.

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amason5995 4

Dude, where did thaa even come from?

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jcurry25 6

If she was that intoxicated maybe it was a good thing she didn't find it .

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SouthernLady12 13

Put a red hat on it and we got where's waldo

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FracturedMinds 21

Drunk where's Waldo with a penis. If I could be a fly on the wall when that went down...

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Ashter 20

How is this an FML? She was grabbing your ass and not someone elses.

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MaryPoppins88 14

At least she wasn't grabbing someone else's ass lol

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limitedition 25

Simple solution - just show her what she is looking for. It's a win/win situation.

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ahsanmasood 4

you should of had started crying and wailed "I DON'T KNOW! I AM SO LOST!"

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JhovannyA 7

At least you know she really is comfortable with you and open. In another note ... She wants that D ;)

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