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By The captain - 21/08/2011 23:09 - Canada

Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 16:00

Today, I was trying to ease off a caffeine headache. I ended up getting a Brain Freeze. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By BoBandy - 15/08/2018 14:30

Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML

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By alycion - 17/06/2019 19:07

Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML

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By CA19oo - 20/03/2012 01:03 - United States - Buford

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

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By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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Sweaty

By not_very_smart - 24/07/2013 06:44 - United States

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

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iEthan 5

Monday 22 August 2011 8:47

Damn Slurpees.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 22 August 2011 8:48

It's just like inception, but it's not. Fascinating.

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regsworld11 2

Monday 22 August 2011 9:01

Ouch, I hope you feel better soon. Brain freezes are bitches!

pinkp909 8

Monday 22 August 2011 9:04

Well aren't you lucky! I'd go buy a lottery ticket if I were you;)

Awahso 25

Monday 22 August 2011 9:06

Headrush? The ultimate!

BellaMarta 19

Monday 22 August 2011 9:07

Damn. Brain-freezes suck as is.

Buttacup 0

Monday 22 August 2011 9:25

Try gettin one of those in a Manitoba October a week after having brain surgery . Needless to say I was back in the hospital 2 days later with meningitis ... O.o

drawmesunshine 17

Monday 22 August 2011 14:17

Wtf does a brain freeze after brain surgery have to do with meningitis?

cBlackout 13

Monday 22 August 2011 9:27

Derp...

sheethapins 13

Monday 22 August 2011 9:47

The mere thought of this just gave me a migraine.

Climaxx 11

Monday 22 August 2011 10:05

I'm now curious as to what head injury you had o-o;

LizzieBvBfan 5

Monday 22 August 2011 10:37

****, that must have hurt. :( get well soon OP :)

BloodyMary666 24

Monday 22 August 2011 15:01

OUCH! The mere thought of that hurt me.

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