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By amireallyloved - 17/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

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Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:56

At least he had the ball to ask you out!

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem

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Oneromed 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:53

be happy

spez86 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 17:30

haha that's great u were chosen by the effects of gravity lol

Spoozie 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:59

hahah, a fortune ball knows youu(: how awesome is that. and heyy, out of like 3 pa-jillion people, you were picked. that's pretty fricken amazing!!!:D

furyboom 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:16

agreed

KurouTenshi 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

now thats my kind of guy >:D "do I want this girl to be my girlfriend? there's an app for that!"

CheyenneH 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:03

Hey at least the magic eight ball said yes.

MadaZer0 8

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:26

But his balls say no...

imortal20 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 5:29

^ WIN

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

Outlook is bleak.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:59

My reply is hazy. Please try again later.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:13

BSR doesn't really sober up until noon when he has had a little hair of the dog.

HerDuckiee 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:09

win!

Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:56

At least he had the ball to ask you out!

whataloadofbull 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:38

This.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:47

I was going to say that until I scrolled down! Win

blackllama 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:00

I want that app!

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:48

you guys are cool. ._.

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem

undead_army 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:13

he didnt ask it if he should go out with u, he prolly asked it if he would get laid if he did so but that does suck so FYL, but atleast u got a man

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:13

This is the worse thing you could find to bitch about?

Thunderbender 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:23

She's probably just new at this whole bitching thing. Give her a few more weeks into the relationship and I'm sure she will have improved her bitching dramatically.

JoeJonasAnnoysMe 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:19

Well, he wouldn't have asked if he didn't like you enough to consider it. Maybe he needed some kind of wierd confindence booster...? I dunno. (:

xundria 5

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:22

^ She has a point.

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:26

I can see your point!

Dagon8 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:28

"Ask again later." "Damn. Maybe always means no."

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:33

I dated an app once. It was cool for a bit, but it became really complicated when I tried to get it drunk. It kept "shorting out" and then force closed on me... That still didn't stop me from sleeping with it, but still...

undead_army 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:37

haahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

xundria 5

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:10

BSR. You are my hero for the day. Have a great day!

sam411411 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:46

brave sir robin just had the biggest win I had ever seen. round of applause

mochi_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:21

Does your fortune ball app tell you to break up with him? ;D

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