Miscellaneous: Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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By YYY - 29/05/2019 18:00

Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML

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By meep - 23/12/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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Proud mama bird

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By gemtas5 - 21/09/2013 17:28 - Sweden - Malmö

Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML

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Old dog, new tricks

By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML

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TherealMort 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:07

That sucks. Give your mom away as a gift.

checkersonsocks 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:07

Won't your cousin notice that she's wearing your clothes? Or at least that they're used?

Comments

SamCat 21

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:52

now is your chance to get your mother to buy you new clothes for xmas ;)

heyygloriaa 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:55

I hate when my momma does that. -_____-"

Steve95401 49

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:07

OP's cousin must have been thrilled to get a gift of used clothing. I wonder if it was even the right size for the cousin.

kimono_fml 17

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:21

pawn her jewelry and donate that money to charity!

vanee01 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:25

Thts so **** up!!!!

acmilanginger 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:55

Steal some of her expensive stuff and give it to a homeless person.;) karma

Kishawn2 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:04

hey at least they had a Christmas

sinking_fish 12

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:39

Since when is Christmas November 29th?? And it could have been the cousins birthday or something?:p

ty1992_farmlife 12

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:39

Wow, that's a cheap ass mother

cr3ativity 15

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:00

Did you some bak as gifts?

deviable 9

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:50

Speak English please.

cr3ativity 15

Friday 2 December 2011 2:18

Why?

toricakes 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:04

Oh my god that's a girls worst nightmare :(

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Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML

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Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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