By Alex Andreas - 02/07/2015 03:10 - United States - Edmond

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML
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DeltaDragonxx 20

At least he won't try to sell you car insurance anymorel

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pom3440 22

I-is he gonna be okay?

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BLT10009 4

OP, you are a giant Richard.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Yay, Discworld. But I think it's probably a Nigahiga reference...

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wafflegeddon 6

I feel sad for your sister

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Camerone453 14

That is so ******* depressing. That made me cry a little.

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ally8 21

You killed and innocent animal then have the nerve to refer to it as a bastard... You're the bastard

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Artisan 6

I'm laughing really hard cause of wording but omg the poor little thing!!!! :(

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