Intimacy: Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone...

By michelle - 05/02/2010 19:01 - France

Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 08:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

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Lonely, so lonely…

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 02:00

Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML

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By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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Bisexual!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 23:05

*****!!!!

trebla3193 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:06

Eww a threesome with her brother that's just nasty.

Comments

kemando 22

Saturday 6 November 2010 10:12

couldn't've been that great if she was texting lol. (can you use 2 apostrophies in one word? i don't think so)

lovethejoker440 0

Monday 15 November 2010 8:14

well your friend is a complete BITCH. and dump his sorry ass cuz obviously all he wants is a ****

amchan95 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 6:44

hopefully her brother got a hold of her phone and was messing with you

jcdiva7 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 18:33

Some friend and boyfriend they are. They deserve each other. Perk up

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:59

Threesome? No one thought of that right? :P

pianogirl12345 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:05

Why would she be texting you while she was having sex?!

newmandotcom 6

Friday 13 January 2012 3:24

Maybe it was her brother....

bjobabygirl 12

Tuesday 14 February 2012 21:34

You mean ex-boyfriend now right

Friendzonian 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 4:23

Woah, that would suck either way. Dang

cherryllollo 7

Saturday 4 August 2012 21:36

Maybe ur bf was hanging out with ur friends bro. And she had her own bf come over and sexed him... just cuz they were at the same house, doesn't mean they were hanging out together