By noeducation - 27/08/2009 09:16 - Canada

Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML
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barlessprison 16

What is with all these parents using up their kid's college fund or hiding college acceptance letters?? FYL & try a scholarship.

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

gay. im sorry. your parents are douchers.

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plexico 3

They figured that the flowers they had planted would last a year, but the knowledge you'd gain in college wouldn't.

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plexico 3

Thank you, that is very kind of you. I've never heard that. I'd like to tell you the truth about how I look, but YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH! JK. You're sweet. Thanks.

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22jrdn55 15

lmao jack that was mean, no id say u look more handsome but im not gay jk

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Intoxicunt 5

That wasn't mean, it was a compliment. I said BEFORE the ugly. Lots of girls think he was hot when he was thin. Plexico, I probably don't want to know....

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plexico 3

This FTW was aimed to go with Intoxicunt's comment (#7). Something is a bit weird with the comments section of this post for some reason. Intox, comedy gold!

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Intoxicunt 5

Thank you, Plexico! I was wondering who that was for.

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22jrdn55 15

idk that was a compliment but, if so well do u luv Jack?

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XOfiestypixie 0

Hey, you're right. Though, Plexico, I have to admit you do look a little insane...In the best possible way. =) Insane = win.

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Intoxicunt 5

Haha. #93, I didn't understand what you meant. Do I love Jack Nicholson? He's a great actor. I don't really like him though, for some reason. Just like Morgan Freeman. He's epic, but he comes across as a douche. If I misunderstood you, please correct me.

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whoaelena 0

You ever see Prom Night documentary that Morgan Freeman did? Changes your opinion...minus the step-granddaughter thing!

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Intoxicunt 5

Which part? Does he act badly and make me decide he's not a good actor? I guess you meant the other part. Nope, never seen it. I just don't like him for some reason. It's a vibe. Like Sarah Jessica Parker (ick).

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Jimboom 11

Sell something precious of theirs to help out with your college fund.

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seafoam11 8

I second this. Sounds like a fair trade!

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gators1995 30

Bloody brilliant!!!!

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the_deuce 0

um what a bunch of douchebags. I would definitely mess up their "landscaping" with a bit of my own landscaping. then make them pay my money back

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ClumsyJason 3

Your parents are just big bags of shit! Sell Their jewelry to help for your college funds.

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Isaidmonkey 0

Dude that is some bullshit. My ******* parents took out a 60,000 dollar loan to pay for a new kitchen, bathroom and TV. My mom said she was gonna get a job to pay it back. That was 2-3 years ago. Right now she's probably sitting in the rocking chair watching TV. And because of that bullshit they aren't able to cosign loans for my sisters. ******* assholes

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IAmHypnotoad 0

So mommy and daddy won't pay for college for you? Boo ******* hoo. Get a loan on your own name, or even better: get a job. What is it with all the spoiled brats complaining about what their parents WON'T do for them? Grow a spine and do it yourself.

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shibainu519 0

193: Shut the **** up asshole. what would you do if your parents did that?

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Silenthunter 0

Well first off, it is a little bit of OP's fault thinking he is entitled to it even though he did not have to work for it. If I was in that situation I would suck it up and get a job/loas. Plus 20K is not enough for a 4 year university so he would be in the same situation a year later.

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PugDelatorre 11

You're just mad that you never went to college.

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SaintJimmy 0

Dump gasoline on their precious lawn and light it on fire, then take all the TVs, computers, radios, iPods, and game consoles and sell them. Hopefully that'll put you through your first semester. Your parents are the douchebags of the month.

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dayrin7 4

Omg.. when i read things like this i am thankfull for having parents like i do , they would never do such a thing. LoL if i was you i would burn their house down ^_^ nosa lol aleast destroy what they bought.

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Ligerie 0

Well in their defense, they don't have to send you to college, but FYL because that makes them selfish and stupid because flowers are worthless compared to you education. Remember this when they are old.

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